I'm still giggling.
I saw my marble polisher today and we got on to the subject of a certain so-called friend who has hurt me more than anyone in my life ever has (and hopefully ever will).
Marble polisher referred to her as The Dark Side but said that at least Darth Vader redeemed himself towards the end, but she never will.
So true. But it really made me chuckle.
The Dark Side.